Control your speed! – Aveti grija cu viteza! :D

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

3 tipi urca intr-un taxi.

The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again, right away. He told them: ”We’re there!”

Soferul vazu ca sunt beti asa ca porni motorul si imediat il si opri, spunandu-le: “Am ajuns!”

The 1^st guy gave him the money and the 2^nd one said: “Thank you! ”. The 3^rd guy gave the driver a slap.

Primul tip ii plati cursa iar a doilea ii multumi. Cel de al treilea ii dadu, in schimb, o palma.

The driver was shocked and asked: “What’s that for?!”

Socat, soferul il intreba: “Asta pentru ce a fost?!”

“Control your speed next time”, shouted the guy, “you nearly killed us!”

“Altadata mai uita-te si la acul vitezometrului”, urla tipul, “aproape ne-ai omorat!”