3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
3 tipi urca intr-un taxi.
The taxi driver knew they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again, right away. He told them: ”We’re there!”
Soferul vazu ca sunt beti asa ca porni motorul si imediat il si opri, spunandu-le: “Am ajuns!”
The 1st guy gave him the money and the 2nd one said: “Thank you! ”. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
Primul tip ii plati cursa iar a doilea ii multumi. Cel de al treilea ii dadu, in schimb, o palma.
The driver was shocked and asked: “What’s that for?!”
Socat, soferul il intreba: “Asta pentru ce a fost?!”
“Control your speed next time”, shouted the guy, “you nearly killed us!”
“Altadata mai uita-te si la acul vitezometrului”, urla tipul, “aproape ne-ai omorat!”